Sandwich Size & OhMy...(Word of the day)

Conversation #1

Josh: fuckin the fight yesterday was helluh crazy over the size of the sandwich they ordered.

Vivi: So it`s like arguing with another guy that he has a bigger dick than you.

Vivi: LOL!

Derek: lmfao!

Josh: wht the?

Josh: stfu!lol!

Vivi: It`s true, that's freaking stupid...

Vivi: Fighting about their sandwich size.

Derek: josh is mad because he has a small dick

Derek: and hes offended by it lol

Vivi: MWAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!

Josh: fuk u bitch!

Vivi: awwwwww josh is mad

Vivi: We`re just messing around Josh.

Vivi: We love you too much<3

Derek: true but no homo tho bro..

Conversation #2

Josh: im soooooo fuking itchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vivi: Oh my jesus! O_____________O

Derek: rash from having sex!

Derek: hahahahahhahaaahahahah!

Josh: it could be.....

Vivi: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Derek: wtf?

Derek: oh my my my myyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Vivi: Stop taking my word nikka ! :]

Derek: oh my cheezits!

Derek: oh my dear!

Derek: oh my lord!

Derek: oh my horny!

Vivi: wtfck? horny? O_O

Josh: OH MY DICK IS ITCHING!

Josh: hahahahahhahahhahaaa!